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February 10, 04:42 AM

Lastest findings from my DumbX productivity lab.

I have many monitors at my desk. Some people think I am nuts for this.

Well...

One of the set up is for my iPad / tablet (new gizmo - HTC Flyer... awesome).

I use this for checking email.

I don't check email on my main computer displays.

By working this way I can check email a couple of times during each work flow without disrupting the main flow (perhaps a ppt I'm working on, or editing a blog post).  The two actions are independent.

The outcome is three distinct email activities...

iPad check and quickly nuke unwanted mail.... Takes one minute

iPad check, write a memo or to-do (on iPad), and file.  Return to that email later in the day on main computer, when dedicated time is allocated... Takes 90 seconds

iPad check, find an urgent one, switch to main computer and tackle immediately

What I find is that working this way its incredibly easy to maintain inbox zero... And wean oneself off using my email inbox as a to do.list. (NB its very important to use a good (Google?) Tasks app on your mobile devce.)

What I'm doing is scratching the email itch without letting it ruin my work flow. In other words, a nuke and file policy gets it out of the inbox, out of the head and into some place safe (the trash or a nicely ordered to-do/check list.)

Importantly this method works with any companion device.  Ipod, iPad, smartphone, HTC Flyer (SWEET DEVICE!) etc.  Meaning the habits can be maintained anywhere... Giving a certain freedom from the desk - or at least the right type of freedom, see link below.

The principle is to devote tasks to devices.

See http://www.dumbphone.co.uk for more on the same theme.

Over and out. Ohhhhhhmmmmm.

(Written on HTC flyer :   )

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August 24, 01:16 PM

To recap, goals are as follows:

  • Enjoy some of the finest modern/old beer available, from the source
  • Enjoy the open road, with great destinations in mind and a firm hand at the wheel
  • Enjoy pints with pals - old and new

The schedule:

  • Meantime (London, target beer: Pale Ale, IPA) - Weds 28th Sept
  • St Peters (Suffolk, target beer: India IPA) - Thurs 29th Sept
  • Thornbridge (Derby, target beers: Jaipur, Kipling) - Fri 30th Sept
  • Worthingtons (Derby, target beer: White Shield) - Sat 1st Oct
  • Home on Sun 2nd Oct

The above lends itself to a circular route starting in south, winding eastwards, north and then back down to the big smoke.  We will aim to avoid motorways, especially if hungover.

The map:

<br /><small>View 2011 IPA Rally in a larger map</small>

Guidelines and rules for participants:

  • Three doors are preferable and more fun.  Even Mazdas. More than that are ok, if you so wish.  My mate John has a van, so needed to bend the initial ideas on that one. 
  • Not a race. Journey not destination.  Actually, the destination is important. Alcoholics will probably do best in time trials.  Others are encouraged to enjoy the views.
  • TomTom or other sat nav device is mandatory.  I will not be producing maps or guides, just postcodes.  Per above, adjust settings to 'avoid motorways' for sanity's sake.
     
  • Take no passengers.  Open roads, open minds.  Consider the route as three days of off the grid in solitude and all the good things that come with that. We will not be the Anthill Mob. Kanye West may accompany you on your iPod.  Mateship guaranteed at meet ups.  (Actually, what I'm saying here is I'll be driving alone.  If you want to take a wingman, go for it - but don't expect a lift from me.)
  • Destination points will be pubs/breweries, per the map.  Up to participants where they rest their heads.  We will start at nominated places (probably service stations with croissant facilities) and then meet later in the day at pub/brewery.  I don't care where you sleep, big boys.
  • Twatting around with Social Media is encouraged (see sponsorship note below).  Co-creation of epic blog journals, videos, interactive maps, checkins and Instagram flights of fancy, etc, is optional.  However, any smartphones unpocketed at pubs will be dunked in the nearest/fullest pint available.  And no tweeting at the wheel.
  • An obsessive interest in beer is not essential. More important is a working car and and an affable personality.  Don't mind who joins us - we'll get along fine.
     
  • UPDATE! No drinking whilst in motion or before final stop of the day. That's the beauty of it - every drive holds a shimmering beer in the distance.

See you on the 28th in Greenwich.

 

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August 24, 12:17 PM

Important statement...

Weekend of Oct 7th, 8th and 9th, the Snowdrop Inn in Lewes is hosting a beer festival.  It's part of this: http://www.lewesoctoberfeast.com/

As luck would have it, I turn 40 on the 10th (Or, as I am now referring to it, 'Half Time' - assuming I don't kick it before 80)... meaning good beer on my birthday.

Doubly lucky is the fact that my wife is on the organising committee for the festival (Octoberfeast)... Meaning so long as I don't f**k our relationship up between now and then there's a good chance I will get a weekend pass to a beer festival, at pub, 500 yards from my house, for the entire weekend. 

I plan to take a sleeping bag.  

Anyway, I'm going to get a few people down for the Saturday (8th) to celebrate my Half Time.  Please join me - let me know via a comment here / Tweet.

C&M is also sponsoring the beer festival, so I will try and wrangle some tasters for us all.  Whatever, aside from being my Half Time, the beer will be terrific - I've already seen some of the list.

Are you in or are you in?

 

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July 19, 03:05 PM

Having discussed at length with friends Steve and John, I've decided to host the world's first (at least from what I can see) Charity IPA rally. 

It will take place in the Autumn (exact date TBC, most likely late September) and will involve driving (rally style) to visit a minimum of three to four fabled English, IPA-brewing breweries over the course of three days - Thursday to Saturday (ish ...i.e. taking minimum two days off work to accomplish).

Goals are as follows:

  • Enjoy some of the finest modern beer available, from the source
     
  • Raise money for the NSPCC (it's an ordeal (the rally, that is)... people will pay you)
  • Enjoy the open road, with great destinations in mind
  • Enjoy pints with pals - old and new

(Cricket aside, these are some of my favourite things.  I will be looking to recruit like minded souls.)

Breweries / ale centres that will be visited and sampled are likely to include:

  • Worthingtons (now, I think, Coors... Derby, target beer: White Shield)
  • And possibly, time willing, Meantime (London, target beers: Pale Ale, IPA)

The above will lend itself to a circular route starting in south, winding eastwards, north and then back down to the big smoke.  We will aim to avoid motorways, especially if hungover.

Some initial guidelines and rules for participants:

  • Three doors are preferable and more fun.  Even Mazdas. More than that are ok, if you so wish.  John has a van, so needed to bend the initial ideas on that one. 
  • Not a race. Journey not destination.  Actually, the destination is important. Alcoholics will probably do best in time trials.  Others are encouraged to enjoy the views.
  • TomTom or other sat nav device is mandatory.  I will not be producing maps or guides, just postcodes.  Per above, adjust settings to 'avoid motorways' for sanity's sake.
     
  • Take no passengers.  Open roads, open minds.  Consider the route as three days of off the grid in solitude and all the good things that come with that. We will not be the Anthill Mob. Kanye West may accompany you on your iPod.  Mateship guaranteed at meet ups.  (Actually, what I'm saying here is I'll be driving alone.  If you want to take a wingman, go for it - but don't expect a lift from me.)
  • Destination points will be pubs.  Up to participants where they rest their heads.  We will start at nominated places (probably service stations with croissant facilities) and then meet later in the day at a pub.  I don't care where you sleep, big boys.
  • Twatting around with Social Media is encouraged (see sponsorship note below).  Co-creation of epic blog journals, videos, interactive maps, checkins and Instagram flights of fancy, etc, is optional.  However, any smartphones unpocketed at pubs will be dunked in the nearest/fullest pint available.  And no tweeting at the wheel.
  • An obsessive interest in beer is not essential. More important is a working car and and an affable personality.  Don't mind who joins us.  Steve and John are nice guys - we'll get along fine.
     
  • UPDATE! No drinking whilst in motion or before final stop of the day. That's the beauty of it - every drive holds a shimmering beer in the distance. (Thank you @DougKessler for pointing out the inherent drink/driving law flaws in the initial stated plan) 

Other notes:

  • I will be dinging a few people to assess interest in the coming days. I will ask folks for feedback here - as comments.  Beyond that I will noodle with Facebook to create a sense of camaraderie and an excuse to spend more time on Facebook.
  • I will try to secure some Charitable sponsorship from nice clients - in the way of sat navs, clothing, stickers, possibly wine (for picnics), headphones (for said iPods), spare tyres, femtocells, enterprise software, etc - in return for brazen name dropping en route (in relation to charitable doings).

Up for it? Tell me what you think... Again, date will be Autumn, prob late September.

 

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May 05, 08:18 AM

Confessions of the MD at Content and Motion (Social Media PR Agency) - a self confessed message freak and Social Media addict.

(The title of this post refers to the GTD (Getting Stuff Done) method of productivity - whereby through uber-filing and other assorted gymnastics one can attain a ninja-like state of mind that just floooooows.  I liked bits of it, but not all of it.  You can buy the book on Amazon.)

 

Recently I've started to ditch my Blackberry for everyday use and picking up a dumbphone instead.  I didn't decide to this overnight.  It just happened.  And I'm much happier and more focused for it.

 

Aside from making my family happier (less email over dinner), it's been something of a revelation in terms of the way I work.

 

Here's what happened: I bought an iPad and tried to push what I could do with it.

 

The Results

  • I now rarely use a laptop
  • I have a desktop Mac (Mac Mini) for my desk. (Which supports two huge bog standard (cheap) monitors. Like.) 
  • I've started calling my iPad my message/social pad. But I also use it for giving presentations and writing brief documents when at home and on the road (NB: I don’t give PPTs at home)
  • I only do 'big work' at my desk.  Working on slides, spreadsheets, plans, proposals, etc
  • I occasionally do email and use Social Media at my desk, on my Mac Mini - but this is the exception not the rule.  I use Social Media at my desk for work purposes... Research, etc.  But personal Social stuff is now mainly an iPad pursuit
  • I rarely do personal Social at the weekend. 

 

Outcomes

 

Through more use of the iPad, the following happened...

  • I get backache less from carrying a sack around town like a hod carrier.  I tend to use a man (tote) bag, much to the delight of my colleagues. Just the iPad and whatever paper docs I need
  • I’m using my Blackberry far less.  To the point that I realised I could leave it on the sideboard, switch the sim and start using a dumbphone again. (A little Motorola W220 flip.  Makes me feel like Captain Kirk. Only it just does talk and text - nothing else.)
  •  At the office, I began to do email in sessions.  Start of day, lunchtime and later in day.  On my iPad.  This was new
  • Social Media (personal) became more fun and less of a distraction to my work
  • On reflection, I’ve stopped doing email and Social during the periods when I shouldn't have been doing it in the first place (walking down the street, stuck in traffic, talking with friends). This feels like one god awful monkey off my back.  I'm a message addict, and I'm finding a way to contain it.  Dumbphone means none of that stuff whilst on the move.  Life expectancy has also improved - smartphones and drivers don’t mix. Bonus
  • I do, however, still use my Blackberry and all the things that go with it.  I use it instead of the dumbphone when I'm going to be moving a lot during the day, without sit downs... Or when I’m doing other things for extended periods of time where using an iPad is silly (um, watching cricket matches)
  • My inbox is now regularly at zero.  I’ve taken a more cavalier approach to binning what doesn’t matter.

 

Organisation and Devices
  

This took a bit of organisation (which fortunately I enjoy doing).

 

Here's how my devices are set currently....

 

iPad 

 

Is organised according to work apps (email, CRM, Basecamp, intranet, DropBox, and a few others); work comms (email, IM, Chatter, etc); doing tools (iWork suite); business targets (site monitoring, Google gauges, key Google spreadsheets); C&M sites and services (web site, our Facebook page, etc); social things (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc); links to client social sites and services; Media (Kindle, YouTube, Sky, etc); news and C&M brand monitoring (River of News for RSS, Netvibes, The Times, etc); utilities (iTunes, app store, contacts, etc); and, crucially, sports (links to cricinfo, BBC football, etc).

 

Desktop Mac

 

I have most of the above available on my Mac but with one key difference.  Rather than using my dock to access all comms and social apps, I've placed them in a folder on my desktop.  This means I have to click a few times before opening my email (and Tweetdeck, etc)... And this forces me to think about opening it more than I used to. Same with social stuff. And it works - I use them less when I’m sat down doing more important things.

 

Laptop Macbook

 

Is the same setup as the Mac desktop.  I use it when I'm on the road and need to do 'real work'... Which is less time than you might imagine if you have a job like mine.  (Most of my Monday to Friday time outside of the office is spent in meetings or creating and responding to messages). I've also found that these changes of devices have made me more conscious about doing 'real work' at home.  I tend to go into the office now if I need to write a plan on a Sunday.  This is good for me and my family.  Also, because my laptop needs are less, I'm now using the crappiest Mackbook at the office - which I love because it was the first one I ever used back in the early days of C&M. (And it's black. Cool.)

 

Kindle

 

I also use a Kindle for reading in bed and when on the road - it means I can carry all my books and notes in one place, and read more than one book at a time.  Keeps me focused on reading without Twitter getting in the way.  (I know it has a browser and wotnot, but I’ve never been bothered to play with it because frankly the apps are not very good.)

 

Applications

 

The following apps have been essential to get me to this point:

 

DropBox: all of my data is now in the sky, accessible from iPad, laptop and desktop.

 

Sparrow: a super neat email client for Mac on Adobe Air.  It turns your email into a Twitter-like interface.  Result: I send more one liners and fewer essays to the relief of everyone at C&M.

 

Chatter: from Salesforce, still an experiment but I like it. It's like Yammer but simpler, and free.  Basically a stripped down version of Facebook for company groups.  Allows you to post on walls and @ message people.  Has apps for all smartphones, iPads and desktop, and is obviously accessible via a browser.  Fast and neat, it cuts down on email.

 

Basecamp: for all client comms, Basecamp is our extranet.  I've been using it for years now. It's brilliant. Keeps all critical exchanges (approvals, etc) in one place. Great for validating sign offs and ensuring all key docs are always to hand for everyone.  Has great apps for phone, iPad and desktop - some via third parties.

 

River of News: a brilliant RSS reader that works very nicely as an interface for Google Reader. Uses Helvetica bold. I like that a lot.  Used on my iPad.

 

Google Tasks: accessed via a bunch of different widgets on different devices, Google Tasks is dead simple.  Just lists which you can categorise and tick off.  (I hate to do lists that are any more complex.  Gant charts don’t float my boat.)

 

Important Footnote ref iPads and Laptops/Desktops (and Smartphones)

 

Using an iPad like this (always on) is only really possible with a 3G connection.  If you have iPad wifi only, then buy a MiFi portable wireless 3G thingy from 3. They are super cheap, pay as you go and easy to carry around.

 

Laptops and Desktops (and increasingly smartphones) are 'everything machines' (can't recall who I pinched that phrase from... Apololgies to them anyways).  There's a trap that we can avoid by using different machines.  We don't need to do everything all of the time. In fact it's unhealthy. So if you're attention- and time-poor like me, my advice is to use different gadgets for different tasks and plan your time and use of them better.  If you travel to London for a day with a dumbphone in your pocket you won't be doing email on the platform at Victoria. And this is probably a good thing - you’ll not be stumbling like a drunk into fellow commuters doing the ‘iPhone/Blackberry walkabout.’

 

My Overall Goal

 

For a while I'd been feeling edgy, a bit fried and at times distracted from the key things at hand.  

 

Email and overuse of social media for personal noodling had been the issue for me.  My days are not getting any longer, but I've invited more in... To the detriment of lots of things.

 

From a working perspective I was particularly keen to get myself off of the email habit.  I find this pernicious.  When an email client is open on the desktop, however disciplined you are, it nags at you (via alerts, etc), sucking you in to reacting to whatever pops up in your inbox.

 

If you can ignore email without remedial help, you are a better person than I am.  What I'm trying to do is reduce my reliance on it and my general use of it to communicate with other people.  I now split my messaging into different channels, all of which serve different purposes.  (Basecamp for clients, Chatter for quick colleague exchanges, IM for even quicker colleague exchanges... whilst keeping email mainly for a letter writing style of comms.)

 

At work I have also made a real effort to get off my ass and talk to people, and have faith that we can communicate effectively without a bullet point list in Google Mail.

 

This last point is dear to me.  Apps and interfaces can do wonderful things for how we communicate.  They can also ruin it.  The good news for me is that this experiment is helping me to talk more - as a happy byproduct.

 

I'm going to share this post with my team.  And talk to them about it at the pub.  I’ve also bought all my team leaders an iPad - with no obligation, but I hope they use it as a force for good.

 

Ummm

 

This model isn’t perfect yet.  I managed to forget to charge my iPad overnight.  I’m writing this on the train back from London to Lewes and I’m now at 1% battery life.... Note to self:  batteries are the next frontier.

 

Conclusion

 

In short, I am limiting my inputs and working hard to make plans that force me to work in batch mode.

 

If you have any tips for getting focused and better communication then I'd love to hear them... Drop me a comment.

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March 25, 05:09 PM

I think I just realised that I am just turning 40... and all that that entails.  Feels good though.

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February 22, 03:37 PM

For some time now I have been committed to drinking IPA - mainly in service to John Company (aka - my company, the one that tries to keep me awake at night) and because it makes the English cricket team look much better on Sky HD.

 

I'm also fortunate enough to live 500 yards from the best pub in the world, The Snowdrop Inn in Lewes (who you can follow via @TheSnowdropInn).  Here they serve up a revolving beauty contest of beer.  They also put on nights for Pete Brown to do readings of Hops and Glory - further inspiration for a beer originally designed to cross the sea in a clipper and still taste good after x6 months or so in the hold.  Thank you @PeteBrownBeer - great book.

 

(If I'm not mistaken, lots of alcohol and a tonne of hops were responsible for preserving the taste and ensuring safe passage to Calcutta, etc - leading to a pretty simple (and special) brand of brown stuff:  tastes like flowers and knocks you for six).

 

Anyways, here are my favourites.  I recommend you drink them all. And do please add to the list via the comments box below.

 

Best for Jesus Drinking (Turning One Quick Pint into Many)

 

These beers have been classed on their ability to get me into trouble.  (Burning a Sunday roast; forgetting to move the garden sprinkler; generally compressing time and encouraging 'another quick one.') 

 

Dark Star's Green Hopped IPA

As the name suggests, an incredibly (incredibly!) bright, sharp and hoppy flavour.  Impossible to drink just the one or two. After the fourth, feels like kerosene.  After the fifth, dinner is probably ruined and good luck with the Mrs - not that you'd be caring a great deal by then.

 

Thornbridge's Jaipur

All in, my favourite beer.  Also tipping towards the rocket fuel end of the scale (you'll see there's a trend here), but in a very rich and wholesome way.  A full and dark beer, reddish colour - leaves a satisfying twang of alcohol on the palate.  Sold now and again at The Clarence on Dover Street (where other Thornbridge's are regularly on tap), which is just up the street from my London office - please buy me one if you see me there.

Best for CAMRA Drinking (Impressing Friends with Your Beer Know How)

 

This beer has been classed on robustness and its ability impress people who know less than you do about beer. 

 

Worthington's White Shield

Thanks to @PeteBrownBeer for the reco on this one, and also for providing me - and anyone else who cares for it - with a super guide to the origins of British Beer via his books.  Worthingtons is now (kind of) part of the Coors mega brewery.  In its heyday it was THE brewery of Brittania - shipping zillions of barrels to the east each year.  It comes from Burton, which sits on a well of nice water - which gave it the legs to outrun its competitors as beer chief supplier at the peak of the Raj.  Anyways - this one is ace. I don't really pin it as an IPA because it's not particularly zesty, but Pete says its the real deal and I believe him.  It is a wonderful beer - full and proper and Northern.

 

Best for the Ladies (and Men / Tastes Like Heaven)

 

These beers have been classed on their ability to persuade non-real-beer drinkers to drink real beer.

 

Brew Dog's Punk IPA

A leg-end.  First introduced to me by my mate John (not on Twitter) via a half dozen smuggled in round the back of the house in a Tesco carrier bag.  Yes, get this: Tescos is the chief supplier.  About £3 a bottle. Worth every penny.  Like the Goose Island it has an amazingly floral nose on it and it lingers like a decent white wine. I kid you not.

 

Goose Island IPA

Also a @PeteBrownBeer reco.  Even more pungent than the Brew Dog Punk IPA.  I'd stash this one for special occasions and then persuade non beer heads to drink it. That's a good tip for Xmas or birthdays.  Go and do it now.

 

Best for Everyday Walks with the Dog (Honest, Reliable)

 

This beer has been classed on its ability to deliver the goods come rain, wind, sun or snow.

 

Dark Star's Hophead

Sussex's best.  Brilliant for a summer's day.  Or evening.  The lightest beer on this list. It's a damn fine accompaniment to a quick dog walk and the best answer I know to an emergency 'that was a crap day' requirement.  Dependable and always hits the spot.

 

Best Sofa IPA (Big Bottle, Creamy, Hard to Spill)

 

This beer has been classed on its ability to taste great whilst watching extended periods of test match cricket, indoors.

 

Sam Smiths Organic Best Ale

Not an IPA, but it makes this list because I love Sam Smiths and I don't like their IPA (which gets me drunk just smelling the bottle).  It's a lovely creamy and hoppy beer which is best enjoyed on the couch, swilled from within a wine cooler in 30 degrees of heat.  Preferably with the test match on. 

 

Best for Probably Being a Faithful IPA (In My Head)

 

This beer has been classed on its ability to taste like what I feel a true IPA should taste like.

 

St Peters IPA

In my mind this is what an IPA should taste like.  There are some relatively extreme flavours on this list, but this one is super solid.  My Mercedes Benz of beers. (I'm drinking it *right now*) It's dark and not over hopped - and like the Jaipur it has a reassuring tang of alcohol.  Where Jairpur scores with the wow, this beer scores with steady richness and some simple hop layers - every time.  It's available in most good supermarkets too (Waitrose, etc). Do it.  (Oh, and they also sell a DIY beer kit for it.  My effort was better than John's.  The office liked it too. I still have a few bottles, available via mail order / leave me a comment and I'll ship it to you.) 

 

Best for Three Pint Stardom (Assisted Wit, Warm Glow, Bonhomie)

 

These beers have been classed on their ability to make you popular with strangers in pubs, kitchens, supermarkets and petrol stations.  NB: handle with care.

 

Marston's VSOP

Not technically an IPA, but hey.  Bought a bottle or three in Morrison's over Xmas and decided to drink it whilst cooking.  Then hit the wine and what else. I remembered dinner as a triumph - the family didn't.  Tried it again recently with similar results.  Proof that too much of a good thing is a bad thing. And that I can't hold a candle to Keith Floyd.  Anyways - this one is sharp, golden, tangy, uber-hopped and very strong.  You'll love it. 

 

Dark Star's Six Hopped IPA

Because it's got six different lots of hops in it and is described on the web site as 'not for the faint hearted.'  John and I would agree. We tried it one Sunday evening and woke up very, very dusty on Monday.  This one nearly made the 'Jesus' list, but it's one of those beers that you really know you're drinking.  On the upside I can guarantee your pool and darts skills will improve after 2.5 pints.  Very hoppy.   

 


Follow Some of These Brewers on Twitter

Here you go @JeffVanCampen, this list is for you : ) 

@Thornbridge

@DarkStarBewCo

@BrewDogJames

@GooseIsland

@StPetersBrewery

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October 23, 10:17 AM

Voila... 'We're kinda no longer in that biz':

(An email received from them today - as a prior customer for directory submissions on behalf of clients, etc.)

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October 22, 03:13 AM

...then I really ought to be on my way.

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March 15, 06:30 AM

Rye is one of our fave places on earth. It's near to Dungerness and Camber Sands. Here's a bunch of things to do when there...

If you can recommend other things then post me a comment and let me know. I'll post them and they'll go straight into our retirement plan : )

  • stay (farm cottage #19966 - fab, cosy place just renovated 5mins from harbour) 
  • drink (with huge big fireplace and a ghost) 
  • eat (well) deli (treacle tarts & clotted cream - mmmm) 
  • sausages (try the chilli ones) 
  • art (funky) 
  • buckets (& spades) 
  • books (lovely shop - lots of local things) 
  • spike (he ended up in rye - lovely bio by his agent. ps: they sell it at the local bookstore) 
  • dungerness (the one and only - if you see a shack up for sale, tell me!) 
  • derek jarman (he had a shack - it's lovely) 

And here's more shizzle from Clive:

  • chuff - The Romney Hythe & Dymchurch railway is a miniature steam railway that makes its way up and down the coast beyond Dungeness. It brings out the railway enthusiast you never knew was hiding within you. RH&DR runs in the opposite direction to Rye, but is the best way to arrive at the wonderfully eccentric Dungeness, so well worth the detour. 
  • coffee The Apothecary does lovely coffee in a quirky shop with big comfy sofas. They do B&B too, I'm told. 
  • greenery - Next to the deli Roger mentions above is a very friendly helpful greengrocer that's good to visit if you're self-catering. The only drawback is the punny name: 'Fruitique'. Ouch. 
  • cobblers Simply wander around the winding cobbled streets, finding pubs, churches and unexpected views over the surrounding landscape. 
  • stay - Pump Cottages, in Wish Ward. Very nice, if slightly twee, fully-equipped cottage. Fairly central. Sleeps three. Not online, but let me know if you want details.
And MORE! from Clive:

Last weekend we returned to Rye for another weekender.

This time, we left the car behind and went by train. Fairly hassle-free, despite a surprisingly long journey time (Over 2 hours from London via Hastings, Brighton or Ashford).

We took our bikes, which was a great move. Although Rye itself is set on a hill, the surrounding area is virtually flat, so there’s easy sightseeing to be had.

  • The National Cycle Network Route 2 wiggles along this section of coast, combining roadside cyclepaths and unsurfaced farm tracks with some road sections. Pleasant stuff.
  • On Saturday, we followed NCN2 down to Camber Sands. This is an enormous golden sandy beach – the way beaches should be. On the day of our visit it was sunny but massively windy, meaning the beach was empty except for dozens of kitesurfers. We strolled for ages in both directions, then rode back to Rye for a pint of the Ypres Castle Inn.
  • After a lazy Sunday morning, we got back on the bikes and rode down to Rye Harbour. This is a short distance away from Rye, at the mouth of the River Rother. There’s not much there except a few houses, a couple of pubs, a cafe, a chandlery and a bright blue lifeboat station. The landscape is dotted with Second World War pill boxes – handy for sheltering from the strong winds.
  • We rode west along the coastal path, past a historic lifeboat station and, if building materials happen to be your thing, there’s what appears to be an extreme weather building materials test station. Trust me, it looks more interesting than it sounds.
  • We swung inland, and headed back to Rye off-road, via Camber Castle. This is an impressive-looking unreconstructed castle in prime defensive spot, but it doesn’t open until July, so we couldn’t check out the interior.
  • We finished off with coffee at the Apothecary before catching the train back to the real world.

I took a pile of photos, but haven’t yet sorted through them. I’ll be back when I have. (And here they are (ed):http://tinyurl.com/kv5yl3)

And some fab nuggets from Phil:

what a lovely guide to rye. well done. can I add my two penneth?

  • The Rye Bay Cafe down at Camber. Yes sir, it’s good. It seems to be only open at weekends. Proper, good food – gourmet pies, boulangerie potatoes, the most beautiful plate full of barbecue ribs and fries. Good, interesting juices, smoothies and milkshakes… 
  • Monmouth Coffee Company – yes my friends, it’s that good… I once ordered a coke and the guy who runs it apologised that the bottle wasn’t chilled enough despite the fact that he’d given me a glass with ice and lime. He clearly cares and you can’t ask for much more than that…. I’d give em a bell before you go just to make sure they’re open but it’s definitely worth it.
And probably the most wonderful addition from Anna:
  • The Ship Inn Stay, eat, or drink. Lovely little pub, exquisite food, lovely decor and atmosphere
Ref that last one - we've been back since and it's totally ace.  Great beer and Jenga (which is great for keeping a 3 year old focused - in a smash 'em and scatter way).

ANY MORE...?  Let me know - post a comment or five...

PS: Clive, Anna, Phil - excuse the cludged nature of this re-post.... I'm migrating my blog to Posterous because I'm too lazy to keep a real blog, and I want to keep this Rye thing going because one day we're going to move to that rather nice big old white pile near the Ship on the road leading down from the High St....

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October 19, 09:41 AM


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Here he is. Don't mess. He's getting bigger by the day.

More Luca-ry can be found via: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rogerwarner/tags/lucaswarner/

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October 19, 09:29 AM

With a great bubba boy comes great responsibility. And some wisdom. And grey hair. And bags under the eyes. And a general lack of time. Gerry and I realised earlier this month that of all the wonderful things in front of us, time isn't going to be one of them. We also realised that we spend a fair amount of money trying to create more of it: by getting our groceries delivered and the like. Talking it over we also realised that we tend to attach a high value to those things that have us make time. We book a dinner a week or two ahead, I dash back from work, we eat, we talk. I buy a book that makes me think in a different way about things, I take stuff on board, I change my outlook. The value in this stuff isn't really the quality of the food or the words on the page. We can cook better at home and figure out new ideas ourselves. Nope, the value is in the time we dedicate to them. The sad truth is that we've found ourselves needing a reservation or a hardcover (we have a fetish) in order to devote time to ourselves and one another. Isn't that odd? We bribe ourselves in order to gain our own attention - and if we're not spending time and effort in this way then, what....? I'm beginning to realise why families force one another to sit at the table for dinner. Without routines things just slip on by and we drift. Boy, what goes around comes around - Lucas is going to love us when he's fifteen. We are truly all our parents.

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August 04, 05:39 PM

Nothing blogged since May in fact. Such is life. There's a lot going on right now. New things happening here soon. And all the while Lucas gets bigger and bigger.

He's two now. Wouldn't you know? He's banging his cot in the room behind me right now. Keeps dropping his dum-dum on the floor. Golly I hope this blog survives till 2020. He'll be sure to cherish these loving pictures. He'll probably only have to think them into existence and they'll flash around his little neuro-networked ginger bonce. Then he'll smack me.

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May 21, 06:58 AM

Have decided that weekends would be better served with tea, rather than Shiraz-fuelled. Easier on the morning head. And just as collectible, yet cheaper. So many upsides. So I got on down to All About Tea and stuffed my basket full of Darjeeling and Chai. Today it arrived, with custom made tasting notes, potted histories, and a tea catalogue as long as my arm. I think I'm going to enjoy this. Thank you Andrew Gadsden "Saviour of Tea". Your service is lovely and I have a hunch you are a fine man.

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March 30, 05:29 AM

...that's 'take away concerts'. This is a wonderful wonderful web site, full of great music put together in a lovely way.

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March 29, 11:21 AM

I have to thank our local, the (brilliant) Gardener's Arms and mega barman Rick, for helping me to rediscover music. Or, more correctly, to re-experience music. In short, last week Gerry and I ditched iTunes as our music centre of choice and reverted to CD's. The effects have been inspirational. As mentioned previously, I had lost more than a little of my soul (and mind) over the past decade to all things digital - conversations lost to email, magazines lost to RSS feeds, and, of course, CDs lost to iTunes. This blog is an attempt to get things back on track - to live life slower, reclaim my attention span, and generally devote decent time to doing all things well and properly. See here for a recap... Anyways, back to the pub. Rick recently introduced 'Vinyl Orders' (or 'The Vinyl Bell' or 'The Vinyl Countdown', depending on who you talk to) to the Gardner's as a weekly Sunday event. The idea, of course, is for folks to bring along some old vinyl, give it a spin and generally enjoy a good old gas about music (as well as being a great excuse to get skulled on the best selection of real ale in East Sussex). Here's what the opening night looked like:

Now, I'd never heard of Clifton Chenier before this point. John Eccles introduced me to it - as well as to his forthright views on Cajun soul and jazz. Anyways, from what I remember Clifton Chernier is great and good fun was had by all. Fast forward a few weeks and I returned with Gerry - AKA music Nazi - on her birthday with an armful of her old LP's. A few pints into the evening we hear this:
I loved it and got into a bit of a chat with its (proud) owner. We were both a little worse for wear, but we shared a joke and some profound (dodgy) 80's soul insights and moved on. At the same time it made me realise that something I used to enjoy was missing from my life. I'd not really passed any music around with any enthusiasm for a while. In fact, I realised that Gerry and I hadn't really shared any of our (large) collection together in the past five years - ever since we went digital. Then I realised what we were missing and what had gone wrong....
This interface is a search interface. I can browse covers, but this is a poor substitute for cradling an LP or a CD and rooting around the sleevenotes, pullouts and tracklistings. Also, unlike an album sleeve, it's not a thing of beauty.
This interface isn't a search interface (search really is crap on an iPod). It's more a doing interface - an application interface. It helps you to get to the tracks you want and to play them. iTunes and the iPod (and all their mp3 brethren) are great little interfaces for finding the stuff that you want - for searching out specifics. But as a window onto your world of music, they're totally crap. They don't accommodate idle browsing or encourage random acts of serendipity. They're also extremely private - unless you and other people are connected to a Mac or PC - so they don't inspire any real interaction with other people. To my mind, all of these physical things represent the absolute joys of owning a music collection - and not many of them can be replicated in ones and zeros. Here's how and why music works best for me:
    Cooking in the kitchen whilst G goes aurally AWOL on a quest for remote sea shanties
    Playing top trumps with G on best film scores
    Annoying G with loud inappropriate rap whilst she's eating breakfast in the morning


    Drunken collaborative DJ sets after dinner with friends

    ....and generally spending slow time rooting around, finding forgotten stuff, and surfing some good old waves of nostalgia
So, the day after our vinyl session at the Gardener's I built this in our kitchen:
Which now looks like this:
And this morning I managed to dig out OutKast's 'The Way You Move' (Speakerboxx/The Love Below) - a track I hadn't heard for years, but one that right now feels like the best piece of music ever invented. Next week the Warner household fully regresses to Phono....
Sidenote - A DISCLAIMER: Gerry warned me of this adverse effect of iTunes before iTunes was invented. She is VERY wise and I love her madly and deeply.
Footnote 1: iTunes is still part of our lives, but it's a footnote. Useful for train journeys and cars.
Footnote 2: Dammit! I can't find The Stone Roses. Need a better search apparatus. D'oh!

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May 16, 04:38 AM

Hot news from our Box Network of independent Social Media agencies. We’ve just added Fortress (Netherlands), Tinkle (Spain) and ambuzzador (Austria) into the mix. You can read more about it over here on The Box blog.

In short, we’ve extended our reach across a variety of new European regions and given ourselves and our clients a range of additional language coverage options and important new local Social Media execution and development resources …to sit alongide UK, France, Germany, Italy and Switzerland.

Here’s the bird’s eye view:

Exciting stuff.

Need help cracking an international social brief? Then please do drop us a line

April 16, 04:56 AM

Malbec, Messi, Maradona, Mendoza! Argento Wine’s ‘The Real Argentina

 

Argento Wine / The Real Argentina Social Media Case Study

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We started work with Argento a couple of years ago.  Our brief: raise brand awareness via web and Social Media (i.e. fill more shopping baskets with Argento Wine at Waitrose) and align the brand with all that’s brilliant about Argentina.

Our response: The Real Argentina.  A labour of real love (and one of our all time favourite programs here at C&M*) – a site (and supporting Social Media) that brings you everything from the magic of Argentinian wine to the latest urban buzz of the Buenos Aires scene, the thrill of fiery football rivalries and a perfectly grilled Argentine steak.

Good combo, huh?

Check it out.  In short, a trans-Atlantic blogger, content, social and advocacy program.  We work with the best, most interesting, urban superstars in Argentina to bring the wine and the country to the small screens – across every Social channel.

You can read about the guts of the program in the case study above.  On a modest budget – and working super close with the Argento in-house team – we’re building waves and loving every minute of it.

You can get more of The Real Argentina via Twitter and Facebook.  Give them a follow – you’ll love the content and the wine.

Majestic Wine Going Major on Social Media

 
 

And whilst we’re in the mood for great wine, here’s a few snippets to give you a flavour of what our client Majestic Wine is up to right now.

They’re winning awards (Innovation in Multi-Channel Marketing / Econsultancy).

They’re also explaining the science behind it all. Click below for a smashing interview with Richard Weaver, Ecommerce Director.

They’re also on the big small screen with a cracking set of ads to encourage the UK to ‘come and explore’ more wine. (“DON’T SAY CHARDONNAY!!” – a new integrated campaign that we’ll be helping them to develop further on Social Media in the summer season and beyond.)

To get a greater feel of Majestic’s commitment to Social, click below and have a play around. It’s impressive. All channels, all local stores, and bags of attitude to boot. Watch this space – much more from them and us to follow soon…

April 04, 04:49 AM

We’re mighty happy to say that we’ve been appointed by the RSPCA to deliver a bunch of new brand-building social media campaigns. The brief will see us helping the animal charity to activate its social followings across all channels – from Facebook to Twitter and beyond, as the RSPCA moves to toughen its stance on key animal welfare issues.

We’re already working hand-in-hand with the charity’s internal digital communication and PR teams to deliver new campaigns for the ‘RSPCA Live’ weekend – an all new virtual event taking place over the 28th and 29th April which will enable RSPCA fans and followers to better engage with the charity.

RSPCA Live will then lead into RSPCA Week – a key period in the charity’s annual calendar, designed to raise awareness and drive contributions to the charity’s much needed funds. During this period, C&M* will deliver brand new campaign activity designed to recruit fans from key new demographics and increase charitable donations.

In short, we’re over the moon to be working with the RSPCA. It’s great news for both parties in terms of creativity and ambition. We want to give the brand more bite in revenue generation, engagement and the acquisition of new, non-traditional audiences. It’s ambitious, but our plans are sound and we’re working with a great client team.

This win follows a storming start to our year. A few weeks ago the strength of our social strategy for Majestic Wine was recognised at the Econsultancy Awards when they won the Innovation In Multichannel Marketing Award. We’ve also enjoyed a number of other key account wins such as EMC. All of which builds upon a great end to 2011 and our DMA gong for Best Use of Social Media for our work with TomTom.

Keep your eyes on the RSPCA’s Facebook page and Twitter profile for more action very soon.

March 21, 03:00 PM

What can Facebook learn from Mad Men?

In my book, quite a lot.

Here’s why. From a talk given to the London Facebook Developer Garage this evening.

A reflection on the value of ideas, the will of the people and the need for better creative(s).

Are you a Barley or Draper? Thoughts? I’d love to hear…

March 11, 11:12 PM

Hot on the heels of our recent global consumer survey into Social Media usage patterns, we bring you this snapshot of global Pinterest usage in March 2012.

I think you’ll agree the findings are currently AMAZING.

Happy #SXSW everybody.

Very jelly not to be there. Have fun!

March 08, 11:03 PM

Here’s a case study report on our international (x9 country) Christmas campaign that we ran with TomTom in December last year.

The brief – in line with our broader brand awareness directive – was to extend TomTom’s ‘connected journeys’ mission to the masses and have a little fun.

We took this as a great opportunity to connect people with their friends at Xmas time on Facebook, and to introduce the brand into proceedings. Our mantra for every great Social PR vehicle – put the people in the comms product and let the caring and sharing unfold.

This meant helping folks to share their Xmas wishes with their friends at home and abroad – and encouraging those friends to share and comment in return. Kind of like a public Facebook letter to Santa’s grotto that other people could react to and comment on.

In return, (very) random prizes were awarded by Santa to participants in different parts of the world for their most fun-some and innovative wishes. For instance, people in the UK who wished to win the lottery jackpot were given a hundred pounds worth of lottery tickets, some nice TomTom swag …and all of Santa’s best wishes.

Santa’s virtual globe trotting route was plotted on a map as he made his way around, with his trusty Xmas edition TomTom SantaNav to guide him of course. In effect, people could ‘put a shout out’ to Santa to persuade him to travel to their town and bestow them with gifts – something that generated a healthy sense of rivalry between regions (‘Hey Santa, stop HERE!’).

Check the deck for more of the ins and outs…

In terms of campaign effectiveness, here are the top line numbers:

  • 34% increase in Facebook fan base
  • 43 million campaign reach
  • 200k+ reach via Facebook referrals (word of mouth)
  • 25k direct campaign interactions
  • A mass of spot on media and influencer coverage and reactions – Twitter, blogs, Facebook, more
  • And an enormous increase in brand mentions across all social/online channels

We used Brandwatch for all aspects of Social Media monitoring, reporting and campaign planning – e.g. identifying content trends around Xmas, pin pointing influencer hubs, and for calculating relative successes throughout. (We use Brandwatch 24×7 for much of our brand awareness work.)

And we worked with PageHub to design and deliver the Facebook application platform for the campaign.

Big thanks to those guys – they are both world class.

Thanks also to the PR and Marcoms team at TomTom. A fab program to work on and fun, fun, fun – as ever. We salute you!

March 05, 03:04 AM

Here are the slides from my talk on planning and measurement at last week’s DMA Data Conference (with big, big thanks to @Mediaczar and @Beyond for their data inputs).

I took my lead from the fact that there are really only five people in the UK that use Pinterest – and that all of them are social media consultants with the exception of one fashion blogger.

When it comes to numbers, planning and measurement of campaign effectiveness, amazing insights like this are useful. There are some things we really should avoid doing, such as getting too excited about every new platform/app phenomenon.

Have a flick through – you’ll find a few more tips on stuff to steer clear of, plus a couple of helpful ideas on how to create a campaign measurement framework for social media. Oh, and you’ll also learn the ROI of a horse.

In addition, here’s the research on consumer trends and usage patterns that we published last week. In it you’ll see such nuggets as:

  • People still love TV
  • People don’t love brands’ funky eight-times-a-day status update habits as much as you might think
  • People’s main motivation for using social is – shock horror – to talk to one another and not to brands
  • People really do love tuning into brands, but on their terms

Have a read. It’s an ‘A, B, C (and D)’ back to basics primer. I promise it’ll help to improve your next creative plan for social…

February 29, 01:50 PM

Here’s some new research into (real) people’s social media habits that we released today in association with our consumer polling friends at TolunaQuick.

It’s called ‘What We Like and Dislike.’

It’s drawn from an international panel of around 3,000 people and it delivers a bunch of interesting findings and tips to help you plan and execute your social media PR campaigns more effectively.

Some snapshot findings:

  • 50% of people feel overwhelmed by brand messages on social media
  • 75% of folks feel 1-2 brand messages a day is too much

But there’s also plenty to cheer about if you’re a brand marketing manager. For instance…

  • 45% of people choose to interact with brands on social media channels
  • …of those folks 60% are happy to share brand messages and 27% like to share info about brand purchases

Summary conclusions:

  • Traditional media isn’t dead
  • People are overwhelmed by too much brand activity at times
  • But they’re very much on board with brands being part of their social media life
  • Success lies in smart, creative execution – and an understanding of why folks use social media in the first place
  • Sensible planning and expectation setting is key to delivering successful campaigns
  • A lack of sanity and charisma can and will be fatal

See the report for more information and best practice guidance on effective social PR program delivery.

We’ve coined it an ‘InfoToon‘ – mainly because it’s not an infographic (we feel the world could do with less of them).

It’s been covered by Econsultancy here. Would love to hear your thoughts on the findings…

February 27, 12:00 AM

Here’s a few snippets from me on the current state of Social Media and PR – and where I think we should be focusing our efforts today.

First off an interview for Salesforce.com’s very excellent State of Social Media feature.

Quote: “The next big thing is for every brand to appreciate why people use Social in the first place, and to start to build its marketing programs around these principles. People don’t use Facebook to engage with brands. They use it to connect with people. Most marketers think about and use Facebook solely to connect people to brands. Their interests (and expectations) are wildly at odds with their audiences. Thinking like a real person is the next big thing. Sorry, I know that’s not that radical, but it’s the single biggest change a brand can make today to enjoy more success via Social.

Full article here.

(See also C&M client Richard Weaver of Majestic Wine, Econsultancy’s Ashley Friedlein, and other good people.)

Secondly, a rant come-interview for Figaro Digital ahead of its Social Media conference on April 5th (where I’ll also be speaking, on behalf of the DMA).

Quote: “There’s a trap in creating lots of grand schemes and then launching them like the Titanic – the Titanic sunk because nobody tested it first. A better way is to start small and pick off pilot areas where you can congregate smaller teams around a definite set of work that might come together over between six weeks and three months. You can build skills, capabilities and get momentum going from there. Spec the right project, the right sized team, the timeframe, and build momentum that way.

Full article here.

Finally a talking heads spot for the Direct Marketing Association discussing near term trends and what we at C&M and the DMA will be focused on this year. (I’m currently chair of the Social Media Council at the DMA.)

Hoping there’s some sense in there. Feel free to agree or tell me otherwise : )

February 07, 10:05 AM

Next week is Social Media week.

There’s stacks of good things happening in London town – take your pick.

On Wednesday 15th, I’ll be chairing a breakfast panel discussion at the DMA with a bunch of smart people. We’ll be asking the following question: does social media really need its own set of metrics or are good old fashioned frameworks the things we should still care for?

Having turned 40 last year and developed a like for cardigans (woollen, not skinny rib), you can hazard a guess to which side I lean on.

Shock of the old. Will we talk about acquisition, loyalty, share of voice and other old chestnuts? Or will the chatter be about new fangled engagement levels?

Come along and join in. It’d be great to see you there. You can also take the survey here.

(Image by New York Public Library on Flickr.)

(NB: not actually a pitcure of me. But nice cardy, huh?)

February 01, 11:07 AM

I’ve been meaning to get this one down for a while – mainly for my team. So, here goes: an Ad Contrarian Almanac. A list of all my favourite quote snippets from the most wonderful 101 Contrarian Ideas About Advertising – a compilation of the best of Bob Hoffman’s blog. Read it, print it, pin it to your wall and go buy the book – paperback or Kindle. It’ll keep you honest.

The Power of Specificity

My favorite recording isn’t of the best song I ever heard, or have best vocal I ever heard, but it does have my favorite sax solo.

The point is — like most people — when I have a preference, it is usually for a very specific reason.

And yet, throughout my career one of toughest things I have had to do is to convince my clients to be more specific.

Many have a hard time understanding that “we answer on the first ring” is a more powerful statement than “world class service.”

They don’t believe that “50 dollars off” is a stronger motivator than “we’ll make your dreams come true.”

Many have thought that the bigger and more ambiguous the promise, the bigger the payoff.

It is usually the opposite.

Gravity and the Internet

Driving through Berkeley, it’s not unusual to see a beat-up old VW bus with a bumper sticker that says “Think Globally, Act Locally.”

Unfortunately, if there’s one thing we humans are not good at, it’s thinking globally. We have a tendency to think very locally.  I see it every July in San Francisco — people from New Jersey, dressed in t-shirts and shorts, freezing their asses off because they think it’s summer, like at home.

Alan Wolk calls it “NASCAR blindness.” It’s our inclination to think that things everywhere are like they are where we are.

Conversation with a Web Maniac

[Just read this one in full : )]

Why Can’t Marketers Talk Straight?

Spend time at a conference, read a trade publication, listen to a presentation and it soon becomes obvious that speaking plainly and clearly has become anathema to most marketing practitioners.

Instead, we have developed an appalling lexicon of contrived phrases and dreadful gibberish meant to confuse rather than elucidate.

Our most popular words have vague meanings and fuzzy definitions — branding, engagement, conversation…

It’s my belief that a sure sign of a deteriorating discipline is that the participants have agreed on a system of imprecise discourse to replace clear thoughts and exact meanings.

On the value of speaking plainly, Einstein once said, “It should be possible to describe the laws of physics to a barmaid.”

The Age of the Complicator, Part 4

We want to engage consumers. We want to have conversations with consumers. We want to have relationships with consumers. And in the process, we have forgotten the essential purpose of advertising — to persuade consumers.

Is Bill Gates Still Stunned?

As we have said many times, marketers always overestimate the appeal of new things and always underestimate the power of traditional consumer behavior.

Why We Need to Kill Them All

“We must create content that changes the world.”

How about creating content that sells some shit. Wanna change the world? Join the f***ing U.N.

I’m Tired of Strategists

Can you please send me some people who can do shit, not talk about it.

Da Vinci didn’t need a strategist. Neither did Newton. Or Einstein. Or Gershwin. Or Hitchcock. Or Riney, for that matter.

They just did brilliant things. They didn’t need people chattering at them about what they should do or how they should do it. They just did it.

I’m tired of business strategists.
And marketing strategists.
And advertising strategists.
And media strategists
And web strategists.
And social media strategists.
And editorial strategists.
And content strategists.
And copy strategists.

It’s a Wonderful World

These new humans want a direct relationship with their peanut butter maker and their muffler manufacturer. They want a relationship with the company that makes their socks and their chairs. And their pickles, and their half-and-half, and their mayonnaise, and their cookies, and their tires, and their chewing gum, and their toothbrush, and their umbrella, and their dishwasher, and their napkins, and their toaster, and their gasoline, and their horseradish, and their dental floss, and their paper towels, and their golf balls, and their shoes, and their pillows, and their pencils, and their deodorant, and their books, and their nail clippers, and their furniture polish, and their frozen chicken strips, and their lamps, and their potting soil, and their bathing suits, and their glasses, and their clocks, and their fungicide, and their dishes, and their cat food, and their sun block, and their cookie dough, and their motor oil, and their light bulbs, and their burglar alarm, and their ironing board, and their fire insurance, and their coffee filters, and their pillow cases, and their allergy pills, and their mouthwash, and their vacuum cleaner bags, and their shower curtains…

So you needn’t bother telling them that your product works better, or is cheaper, or looks nicer. That’s just a sign of failure. It’s just a sign that your relationship is failing.

These new humans live in a wonderful world. It’s a world in which their minds are free to evaluate the relationships they have with all these companies. They don’t have to worry about their jobs, or their children, or how they’re going to pay the mortgage.

They don’t need to wash their bath tubs, or have mammograms, or go to work, or apply for loans, or bail their kids out of juvenile hall, or fold the laundry, or take their parents to the doctor, or vacuum the carpet, or make dinner.

They have all the time in the world to develop relationships with brands. And then, when they’re finished building these relationships, they go on line to social media sites and have conversations about them.

The Crisis of Advertising, Part 5

There just isn’t enough value anymore in big, slow, expensive ad agencies. Smart, industrious clients can cobble together small groups to get the work done at lesser cost and with superior creativity. They just don’t know it yet.

The most important client-side marketing job currently does not exist: Someone to coordinate the activities of a variety of small, nimble marketing and advertising resource providers.

The idea that global agencies can provide global marketing solutions is an idiotic fraud that anyone with the intelligence of a gnat can see through. You can’t find a single agency to get done everything you need done in Houston, how the hell are they supposed to do it worldwide? That global agencies even exist is a testament to the laziness of global marketers.

The Crisis of Advertising, Part 5

Every agency is trying to convince clients that they can do it all. Instead, be an agency that does only one thing really well. Specialize in retail, or become expert in marketing to Mid-Westerners, or only work on luxury brands, or only do creative work. Find something you can be famous for.

January 26, 02:44 AM

I hadn’t checked this out for a while, but I’d say it’s worth a review before starting any kind of social plan. (Or, print it out and stick it on your wall.)

Ruder Finn’s Intent Index is a quarterly census of 500 people which – very simply – asks people ‘why do you go online?’.

Check the weighting – right side to left side.  How geared are you to helping people to learn, have fun or socialise (with one another)?

January 24, 03:18 AM

Interesting little study here from AllFacebook and the chaps at EdgeRank Checker. They churned data for 4k average Facebook pages to figure out the average reach and impressions of any given Facebook post.

Here are the charts:

NB: legend – for the purpose of this study, impressions equals the number of people who view a post.

NB: legend – for the purpose of this study, reach equals the number of people who see a post (visibility).

Side note: one man’s reach is another’s impressions – don’t get lost in the labels, Allfacebook’s piece is a little bit garbled but if you stick to the top line conclusions you’ll follow the plot. Read the original post for more.

As I’ve said elsewhere, whatever you make of the above, it’s clear that over time Facebook is successfully Google-ising it’s interface so that certain types of content are harder to see and advertising becomes a more attractive route to some brands and organisations.

So, we all need to up our game. Engagement and creative needs to be better researched, more innovative, useful and entertaining. Otherwise it will sink. Every brand needs to have its finger on reach, extended reach, impressions, interactions and – most importantly – end of the funnel actions. These things need to be clearly tracked with a coherent method behind them. They need to guide the plan. (We have our own approach to this – most sensible social comms managers and agencies will too.)

Meantime, if you are sinking, lower impressions over time within the main news stream creates a greater case to focus resources on paid for content promotions (sponsored stories, etc).

But a word of warning on this point. Facebook is not Google. It’s a content and communications platform, not a library index that routes people to other parts of the web.

An ad-biased strategy on Facebook is flawed. Facebook needs content. People want content. More importantly they want to talk to one another, and our job is to figure out ways to help them do this – and put brands in amongst these interactions using the mechanics of the platform.

Ads can help this to happen, but as yet the formats available aren’t designed to insert brands into conversations – and my guess is that they will never be… too invasive. Smart brands win because they carry friend to friend interactions forward in organic and interesting ways …they gain love, adoration and action in the process.

January 18, 01:00 AM

Here’s a great overview of a launch campaign we delivered for long-standing client Toluna last year.

The brand introduced its Toluna Quick survey product as a bit of a disruptive force in the world of online surveys and community polls.

The tool enables brands (large and small), agencies and individuals to ask questions about anything, get fast answers from a global consumer marketplace and get easy to read (and share) results and graphs…and to not pay a fortune for the privilege.

Unlike other survey tools on the market, Toluna Quick has a few interesting advantages: it’s free; it’s highly integrated with Social Media (results and polls are very, very sharable); and it delivers the survey community (and their responses) as part of the package… Meaning anyone can get a survey up and running within minutes, and results are delivered within hours. (ie, No more painful survey recruitment!)

So, here’s what we did for the launch.

In a nutshell – we delivered a different style of partnership online PR program to embed the brand within key media content. In turn, we delivered the new product to all of its target audiences in a very effective way – lot’s of value for all, and definitely not a smile and dial ‘would you like to feature my new product’ pitch exercise.

Would love to hear what you make of it all.

January 16, 06:15 AM

Great ‘Year Ahead…’ roundup from Campaign last week, featuring thoughts from a host of sensible movers and shakers from the near-future.

You can check it out here. (Subscription only. Go buy one.)

Refreshingly, most of the opinions are grounded (unlike mine, Jetpacks did not feature). Here are the best snippets – essential ideas in bold.

Year Ahead in Creative

Brands that succeed will be those that are social from the start, not as an afterthought.

There has only ever been one magic ingredient for truly compelling online interactions: other people. The more brands can help people connect with one another, rather than simply project messages to them, the more successful they will become. Entertainment, predominantly through advertising, has traditionally been the Trojan horse that brands smuggle themselves inside to bypass consumer cynicism and gain an invitation into people’s lives. However, branded utility is an alternative social currency based on the principle of giving people something useful that is worthy of being shared.

In an age where people are increasingly able to filter and block ad messages, there is a significant imperative for brands to shift from merely telling people that they make their lives better to actually making their lives better by providing value-added content, services and utilities that people will want to own, use and share. See Nike+…

@AlisonHoad, joint chief executive at Rainer Kelly Campbell Roalfe / Y&R

Year Ahead in Digital

Good things really do come in small packages. Small is fast. Small is easier to do. Small is easier to buy. Small gets done. Small can be tested quickly. Small can punch above well above its weight. Small is not insignificant. Small is beautifully simple, not simplistic. Small is innovation too. Small is less wasteful. Small is specific. In fact, small done well many times over can become ‘the big idea’.

‘critical non-essentials’ is a phrase used in business and sport that describes the small advantages in many areas that, when added together, give an organisation or team the edge over its competition. I predict a transition to this philosophy for brands and their agencies, as small but ambitious, innovative and convention-challenging ideas will define the ambition they set out to claim as their own.

@3onner, CEO at Razorfish.

Year Ahead in Data

…the use of data remains largely an ‘end of campaign’ thing, delivered by smart econometricians in a specialist department: ‘Did it work? How many people did we reach? Did people like it? Did it shift the dial? Did we sell something?’

The real opportunity is for data to become the input as well as the output.

It’s a sobering thought for any agency that Google, Facebook and Adobe already know more about some of our clients’ businesses and their audiences than we do. Why? Because they have the data.

…we will need to evolve our processes within our agencies so that we weave data, in all its many forms, into the way we work, from start to finish.

Ben Wood, Managing Director @iProspect

Take Aways

As stated elsewhere on this blog, brands need to facilitate communication on Social. This is why people use and value it. (We don’t use Faceborg to ‘talk to brands’.) This is the near end game, and it means we have to start thinking of ourselves as vehicles for talking, sharing, recommending, etc, and not the destination.

The creative ideas and assets that work best are consequently small, not big.

And they are data-driven and iterative.

See my post of last week for more. Coca Cola has got this down in a very, very strategic way. Now follow suit…

January 12, 07:06 AM

I’m sure you’ve seen the news out of Google this week ref social search and new functionality and interfaces.

If you haven’t, then watch this:

Here’s some reactions from search agency people, via @NewMediaAge.

See this piece from SearchEngineLand for a view of what’s really going on under the covers.

And, so what…?

Well, it’s very, very neat. The near-end game for G+, no?

But Google SERPs will only be ‘socially’ relevant (and thus of more value to regular search results) if they are displaying your Google+ friend’s content (or other people’s Google+ content) in relation to your query.

If a ‘personal’ search only shows brand content, then what you have is x2 views of non-personal SERPs.

It only really gets interesting if lots of your friends / people are using Google + to post interesting content. (Think: people / content aligned with your own world view, locality, age, gender, etc, etc.)

Which currently they don’t.

But I can see why brands should care, a lot – for now, this is a radically different opportunity to appear in a parallel SERP view. And this view will be given increasing prominence on a SERP as Google tries to convince the world to jump on G+ (probably by pushing aside other content from other social networks in its results – see above from SearchEngineLand.)

Which, short term, will probably lead us to spammy, keyword-driven updates from brands (and their SEO agencies) in their G+ stream.

Which, short term, would likely have an adverse effect on anybody wanting to use this new SERP view and – further – to get on board with G+.

So does this really does align Google search more closely to pure play social communication / engagement work?

Yes and no.

Your thoughts?

January 09, 05:11 AM

The following two videos describe Coca Cola’s new strategy for brand communications and content.

Watch them both from front to back. I promise it’s a great use of 20 minutes.

In short, they capture brilliantly the creative, process and R&D changes that are necessary to rewire a brand’s presence for the social age.

There are ten chapters in all, across the two videos.

I’ve written up what I feel are the essential learnings below – Coca Cola’s core content concepts, cases for change, evolution of communications, and methods for research and development:

Chapter #1: Liquid and Linked Content (0:22)

  • Liquid creative assets and ideas are (as the label suggests) fluid and not fixed – and will evolve once in the marketplace. They are the endgame. (i.e. Viral, fixed, 30 second video spots that are viewed and shared are not the ultimate goal.)
  • Linked content and communication is tightly linked to an external public agenda – which ought to form the basis for all creative briefs and planning.

Chapter #2: The Case For Change (01:20)

  • The volume of consumer generated stories now far outnumber the volume of stories generated by The Coca Cola Company. And the majority of these stories are not prompted by the brand (and will never be).
  • New social technologies provide a wealth of opportunity for different levels of engagement – making brand communications more useful, valuable, fun, etc (think: creative communications as a service, not a message). Technologists should thus become part and parcel of every progressive marketing team.

Chapter #3: The Evolution of Storytelling (02:46)

  • Beyond the static video spot, we need to create a spread of different kinds of stories and communications:
    • Serial stories
    • Multi-Faceted Stories
    • Spreadable Stories
    • Immersion and Discovery Stories
    • Engagement Through Stories
  • NB #1: I’d like some more detail on these ideas please Coca Cola! This is the guts of the new. Watch this space – I’ll post on these ideas soon.
  • NB #2: Minor gripe. Not so keen on the idea of ‘stories’ being the focus – per point above, most brand content will not be ‘told’ by the brand – and this is the endgame …low friction, minimal direct involvement, lots of activity, lots of scale, highly cost effective. ‘Stories’ doesn’t sit well within this.

Chapter #8: Researching Liquid Content (04:33)

  • Don’t bake (or freeze, whatever) the creative idea prior to launch – the goal is fluidity (again, 30 second virals are all good, but a simple ‘share’ doesn’t exploit the full potential of social).
  • Ideas should be drawn from consumer research and analysis – data is the ‘soil’ from which creative should grow.
  • Avoid qualitative testing – use quantitative methods (there are enough sources available!).
  • Don’t move on too early. If the creative is right, the program should evolve, providing opportunities to further engage, tweak and adapt. Get out of serial campaign mode. Focus on the creation of ideas that are built for this journey.
  • Hence, think liquidity.

Key Ideas as ScreenGrabs (Download / Cut Out and Keeps)

Coca Cola Content Research

Coca Cola Content Development

Coca Cola Dynamic Storytelling

January 01, 07:58 AM

We love a good playbook here at C&M*. Not the Blackberry kind – they’re not very good. I mean the kind that provides a stack of best practice advice in a series of bite sized nuggets.

This is what we try to provide week in, week out on the C&M blog. The goal is to give our clients, partners, internal teams and prospective clients a stream of hands-on, practical Social PR guidance that they can put to work immediately.

So I thought it’d be useful to create a compendium of some of our best of 2011.  Here it is, broken down into the following categories:  event planning, content planning, social search planning, Social Media engagement and PR planning,  campaign platform planning, and research planning.

Hope you find them useful.  

Happy new year.  Here’s to some great work in 2012.  Wish you the best of luck.

Social PR Event Planning

Kim on how to bake Social PR into your offline promotional events.

Dave on how to become a broadcasting beacon of Social Media event activity.

Content Planning

Liam on content topic modelling, LDA and how common sense will deliver you the best audience.

Yulee on what makes a great video viral.

Jake shows you how to weave a little EdgeRank magic into your Facebook thinking.

Yulee on getting the best from a common household Infographic.

Social Search Planning

In an epic Mike special, our Google Jedi shows you how to develop a progressive Search program.

Hollie on how PR best practices will improve your Google visibility and acquisition work.

Digby on the hot new bag of goodies you can find in Google Realtime Analytics – and how it can help real time campaign execution.

Social Media Engagement Planning

Me on what Social can learn from Mad Men – NB: think like a real person / ideas are important.

Ben on the best ways to run Facebook promos.

Ben gives some smart tips on growing a Facebook community.

Me on creating simple planning frameworks for the development of your engagement strategy.

Another think piece from me – this time a primer on behavioural economics, and why it needs to become the basis for all engagement planning.

Emma on the engagement tricks we can learn from the best Facebook apps in the market.

Kim on how to work more effectively with bloggers.

Campaign Platform Planning

Sam on the virtues of building your own Social Network (or sticking to Facebook).

Dave on the fundamental choices in developing a mobile app or a mobile site.

Toby walks us through Facebook’s latest platform changes (a handy recap for those just adjusting to the Timeline).

Me and a friend on how Facebook’s EdgeRank algorithm determines your content visibility.

Yulee on YouTube vs Vimeo.

Research Planning

Hollie on how advanced Google Analytics wizardry can help you improve workflow and get under the skin of your campaigns.

Toby on the best blog research tools.

Toby on the best research tools for PR.

Hollie on the best research tools for identifying your Twitter targets.

 

Drop us a comment if you have any posts of your own that you’d like to add to the list.  And tune in next week for more of the same.

December 21, 12:20 PM

‘Tis the season to be jolly and, if you’re a Social Media consultant, make a long list of fascinating predictions for the new year.

Truth be told, I’m not a great fan of these lists. They’re diverting, but not a lot of use in the long run.

You don’t need an Phd in Facebook to know that the world’s biggest Social Network will continue to grow, add a bunch of new services and make a handful of acquisitions next year. You can also be sure that 99% of new year predictions will be forgotten by February 1st when real life takes over – at greater speed than previously imagined.

But I do like a good list. So, here I go…

2012 will be THE YEAR OF MY SISTER.

She’s on Facebook. She dislikes marketers. (Sometimes we argue – she has no interest in what I do for a living.) She doesn’t ‘engage’ with any old brand in her spare time. And she’s a one-woman focus group for some of the work that I do. (I like to ask ‘would Sally go for that?’ …and the answer is often ‘no’.)

I think the next year in Social PR belongs to her and people like her (i.e. the vast majority of people), because brands and agencies are, through trial and error, finally beginning to respect her position in the wonderful world of Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and beyond.

Hence, 2012 will be the year that Social PR strategies will be driven by people, not brands. Exciting new happenings will include:

  • We abide by an old chestnut: successful marketing is not about brands talking to people, but people talking about brands.  We finally accept the former as bad, expensive marketing which doesn’t scale (driven by a lust for Likes), and embrace the latter as the object of all great marketing – measurable by meaningful brand-building metrics like actions, reactions, shares, sentiment, distribution and reach. (Sidenote: some folks figured this out in 2009 – look to them to get a handle on ‘best practise’.)
  • Creative assets get smarter.  In 2012 we will stop obsessing about static set pieces that divert attention and start delivering progressive programs that channel attention by encouraging people to care, share and continue the conversation elsewhere.  This work will be almost exclusively ideas based (and ephemeral). Winners will be those who get out of the ghetto and invest in understanding the behaviours and psychology of people like my sister and what makes them tick.  This will also help brands to understand that not everyone wants to talk to them on Facebook – and this will be a positive step.
  • Brands will rethink their communications mechanics (it’s not about them, it’s about them) – and, as this dynamic changes, my sister will be rewarded with better, more useful and more entertaining marketing from the brands that she loves.
  • And finally, the value of an agency in this space will become determined by its creative output. In 2011 we got comfortable with the tools of the trade. Better skills and capacity are now allowing marketing teams to take day-to-day ‘management’ of Social Media in-house. These teams will now look to partner with those who are capable of generating great brand-based ideas that inspire my sister to talk to her friends.

Other predictions:

  • Infographics will die and burn in hell and pie charts will make a comeback
  • Jetpacks will be big
  • Hollywood will do a 3rd remake of The Hulk and get it wrong again
  • Roger Warner will open the batting for England in the first test against India

I’ll leave you with a quote from my favourite book of 2011: Hegarty (of BBH fame) on Advertising.

“The key to great marketing is never to stop thinking like your audience… Understanding the role your brand plays in people’s lives and knowing how to make it more relevant is crucial…”

Agree? Disagree? Want my sister’s number? Tell me what you think…

December 14, 10:35 AM

Along with our Box Network partners, we’ve just completed a great little campaign for the fragrance arm of luxury consumer goods brand Victorinox.

It spanned four European markets (Switzerland, Germany, France and the UK) and we delivered a stack of success in double quick time.

Here it is, in brief…

Using an innovative 360° movie widget which entices people to relax and take a virtual swim in a beautiful Swiss lake, we’ve driven over 10,000 online product sample requests for the brands’ new fragrances in the all important build up to Christmas. Forums, blogs, Twitter, Facebook – we had great recommendations buzzing along.

The campaign has been so successful that we’ve exhausted all promotional supplies. You can only order the little fragrance bottles from now on. Sorry!

Here’s the video, conceived and built by our fellow Box-ites coUNDco (click to see the campaign page):

And here’s how we delivered those product requests (data from the focal two week period of the campaign – all pulled from the wonderful Brandwatch)…

Key coverage (NB: nice peaks and flows):

…Drawn predominantly from these sources (NB: non-traditional media):

…Made up of these types of sites (NB: winning mixture to deliver the right crowd):

Data and intelligent help from:

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